This Russian Couple Sneaked Into A Cinema Hall, Stole Snacks, Had Sex And Then Cleaned Up After Themselves Before Leaving

This Russian Couple Sneaked Into A Cinema Hall, Stole Snacks, Had Sex And Then Cleaned Up After Themselves Before Leaving

Show of hands. How many of you’ll agree that sneaking around is one of the most thrilling aspects of a relationship? Okay, maybe I’ve been in too many ones that I needed to hide but you have to agree that sometimes it’s exhilarating. Sometimes, sneaking around is what keeps the spark alive. Look that this couple from Russia, for instance. They sneaked into a deserted cinema hall, stole drinks and snacks, got intimate and then, to everyone’s surprise, cleaned up before leaving. Now, this is what I would call an uber successful date.

The couple in question took complete advantage of the lockdown restrictions and trespassed into the Kinograd cinema in the South Pole shopping centre in Russia’s Saint Petersburg on 18 March. Granted, they flouted numerous COVID 19 protocols but hey, at least they were considerate criminals. However, all their antics, even the NSFW ones, were caught in the cinema hall’s CCTV camera. Yikes.

In the footage, you can see the couple stealing food and drinks from the snack bar and then entering the screening area. They then indulged in some intimate acts *cough cough* in the front row and peacefully slept there all night. When it was time for them to leave the next morning, the couple mindfully cleaned up after themselves. How very considerate. I must admit though, that, for me, was the shocking part. They then managed to escape without being caught by security. Little did they know, it was all being recorded and their date was soon going to go viral.

 

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A spokesperson of the cinema hall said that since the couple “respectfully” cleaned up after themselves, the cinema hall is keen on giving them free tickets to a special screening. However, it remains to be seen whether the couple will be lauded prosecuted for trespassing. That is the big question here. A lot of people on social media also raised questions about the cinema hall’s security. That is fair considering how the couple just managed to stroll in without being noticed.

I know it’s wrong to break in and trespass and this couple did a horrible job of making sure they didn’t get caught but it looks like such an idealistic date. Although, I wouldn’t try this. Especially not in our country.

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Mitali Shah

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