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There Are So Many Jobs I Will Be Good At Once This Lockdown Is Over. For Starters, I Can Be A Dealer At A Casino

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This lockdown has given us the chance to be the best, rawest version of ourselves and I am certainly making the most of it. Okay, maybe I am not learning a new skill or taking an online psychology course (stop bragging, okay) or pretending to be Gordon Ramsay but that doesn’t mean I am not doing anything.

I am using this time to make myself a jack of all trades. And I have you know that I have achieved expertise in a multitude of very relevant things. So, I took time out of busy schedule (That doesn’t even sound right) and listed all the alternate careers I would be amazing at.

Check it out, we might bump into each other at an interview:

Casino Dealer

During this lockdown, people have been cooking, cleaning, painting replicas of MF Hussain paintings (damn) and doing a whole lot of other productive things. But if someone were to ask me what I predominantly did during this lockdown my answer would have to be- played cards. Yep, my family and I sit to play either Teen Patti, Blackjack, Judgement, Rummy, Two Three Five or Bluff every night and for a beginner, I am damn good. Granted, I come from a Gujarati family, so cards are probably in my blood, but still. Which is why I think any casino would take a look at my resume and hire me on the spot. How cool would that be?!

Also Read: 5 Ways To Keep Your Social Life Active During This Lockdown

Cook

Before this lockdown, the only thing I knew how to do in my kitchen was to sniff out the snacks, make cereal and if push comes to shove, make some chai. But I wouldn’t trust myself to make chai again because made some horrible (hilarious) blunders with that. I have never learned how to cook, and I was never into it anyway. Then this lockdown descended on us and I had nothing better to do than follow my mother around the kitchen and I picked up a few tricks and tips from her. So yeah, I could be a cook if the people don’t mind a burnt vegetable and completely charred toast once in a while. But I make the best cereal ever, that has to count for something, right?

Workout Abandoner

I don’t know if this is an actual job but let me tell you something, if someone should get paid for not working out, it should be me. No seriously, I love fitness, and everything related to it and even I abandoned my “workout regime”. I didn’t even follow it for three whole days. On the third day, I shut I switched from a home Zumba workout for an episode of Friends, halfway through the workout. That is how brutally I can abandon workouts. I started with full motivation on the first day and since then I have missed about 2,000 times. Okay, I am exaggerating for effect but aren’t I perfect for this job??

Also Read: 5 Things I Am Never Taking For Granted Again. This Lockdown Has Made Me Realise This

Someone On Marie Kondo’s Team

Do you know how we have all learned something about ourselves during this lockdown? I have learned that I have a knack of throwing away objects that my mother has hoarded all these years but don’t mean anything to us. Isn’t that the Marie Kondo method of organizing? I just know she would hire me on the spot after looking at my talent of finding things to throw out. Also, I might have developed a slight OCD, but the good part is that this is the only job in the world that would consider that a bonus skill. And yes, it did will spark joy.

Snack Taster

If it weren’t for this lockdown, it would’ve never understood the deep passion I have for snacks and other junk food. I have the best eye for snacks and always end up getting some seriously yummy (and unhealthy) things. I wish at some point I can apply to be a snack taster at some big manufacturing company. I would be such an asset for them, and I would have all the junk food I want. Who said perfect jobs don’t exist?

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