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Self-Made Or Not, Kylie Jenner Certainly Knows How To Enjoy Her Billions. This Is Proof.

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This morning, the world woke up to the news that Kylie Jenner beat Mark Zuckerberg to become the ‘world’s youngest self-made billionaire’ at the young age of 21. Our reaction was like that of anyone else, shock and awe, interspersed with horror and alarm. Look, there’s a lot of debate on the title ‘self-made’ and we are questioning if she really is that but hey, if Forbes says it, it must be worth something. But let’s just forget that bit for a moment and let’s talk about that money. Of course, we can find all kinds of role models that have money but won’t flaunt it but let’s just say, Kylie Jenner isn’t one of them. She has money and she enjoys using it. And we have proof. Basically it’s her Instagram but my god, this is the gilded life.

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So you know when you are all excited and a little wet because you got roses from your Valentine and you couldn’t believe what an incredibly sweet gesture it was? Yeah, Kylie got an entire installation, with roses and neon lights and everything for the day. And while you are still picking your jaw off the floor, let me tell you, she got this entire thing done up in her house. *throws bouquet of roses, puts on granny panties*

We get it. Everyone is extravagant when it comes to their baby’s birthdays. Bouncy castles etc. are the norm. But when you are Kylie Jenner, you spend the equivalent for what others pay as rent for their house on Stormi’s birthday. And why not, she can afford it. Not the most aesthetically pleasing, but the entrance to the party had Stormi’s face. There were also rainbows and unicorns and fairies.

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just for the summer 🧡

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Kylie likes her cars. And she also likes to show off her cars.  When other people like their cars, they pose with the fancy one. When you are Kylie and have a bunch of cars, each fancier than the next, you just pose *casually* with one of them every day.

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If you’re happy and you know clap your hands 👏🏼

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Remember that time when you made a Goa plan and you actually went? Yeah, we neither. Kylie has no such problems. The billionaire jet sets to exotic locations and posts pictures of her just hanging out in suites with private pools, butler service and the like. How inadequate we feel.

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stormi strolls 🤑

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We know what you are going to say, everyone goes a little OTT when it comes to children. And yes, Kylie does have a drool-worthy shoe and bag collection but you know you’ve got the moolah when even the stroller for the baby is branded. Fendi, in this case.

If you need us, we are going to be in a corner wallowing in self-pity. Thanks

 

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Mansi Shah is the resident humour writer and random conversation starter. Tends to laugh manically at puns. Deeply enjoys the blunt force of sarcasm. Preys on chauvinists and people with incorrect grammar. Hoards makeup and beauty products. Attacks Nutella with vigour.

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