Justin Trudeau is in India, And We Can’t Even!
Justin Trudeau, the man who talks about quantum physics while making ovaries everywhere explode, is in India. Wait, who? You know, the guy who can do handstands, supports the LGBTQ community by proudly wearing the colours of the rainbow, and who casually makes us melt when he talks about the equality of women. And oh, he’s the Prime Minister of Canada.
Justin is in India with his wife and kids doing all the touristy things people do when they come to India. The visit started with the PM and family heading to the Taj Mahal in Agra. Of course, they got a picture in front of this iconic monument. (We just hope Justin also got a picture of him pinching the dome of the Taj Mahal between his fingers because that is M-A-N-D-A-T-O-R-Y.) All this while looking effortless and charming in his blue jacket while we sit here sweating profusely through our shirts.
The PM and his family also visited an elephant conservation centre in Mathura, where the elephants were also visibly thrilled (we think).
Justin and his family are in Gujarat today, visiting the Sabarmati Ashram. This is purely conjecture, but we are pretty sure they are carrying foil-wrapped theplas as they walk around, because when in Gujarat, you must do it like the Gujaratis.
Justin Trudeau will also be visiting Mumbai and Amritsar during this stay in the country. *abandons desk, reapplies lipstick, impatiently stalks Internet for Mumbai visit details*