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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina-Scented Candle Explodes In A UK Woman’s House. Erm….

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As a responsible adult, at the end of every month, I look back at my bank statements. Is it an unbelievably traumatic experience? Yes! Each month I spend money on products that I absolutely can live without. But hey, who doesn’t? It’s also a crucial part of adulting. Although no matter how much I tell myself no more scented candles and random quirky products, I just can’t seem to stop. It’s not my fault I want every room in my house to smell like vanilla or strawberries. While we are on the topic, do you know what I definitely don’t want my house smelling like though? Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. No, I am not being crude. She has a scented candle that’s called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. As much as I love scented candles and Gwyneth Paltrow, I definitely do not want to know what her vagina smells like. Actually, what’s worse than the smell is the fact that there are reports of it exploding. Yikes. 

It all started when a woman named Jody Thompson won Gwyneth Paltrow’s “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle in an online quiz. Goop, the website that normally sells these candles for a shocking $75, described it as, “a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.” This is apparently how a vagina is supposed to smell. Anyway, what happened with Jody after she received the candle was neither funny nor sexy nor Gwyneth-y.

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After Jody lit the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, it just exploded. She told The Sun that there were pieces flying everywhere and there was “an inferno in the room” Jody said, “the candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere.” Further adding, “I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” 

Eventually, Jody and her partner got the fire under control and threw the candle out the front door. I am sure her entire room must indeed smell like a vagina. 

First of all, we were already weary of candle’s that smell like Gwyenth Paltrow’s vagina. And now they are exploding? Talk about a smelly vagina that leaves behind a burning sensation. 

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