Assam BJP MLA Suman Haripriya Says She Has A Cure For Coronavirus. Researchers Are Smacking Their Head Because They Didn’t Think Of This First

If you think about it, superstitions can be extremely intriguing. Don’t get me wrong here, I do not believe in them, but I do enjoy listening to my grandmother telling me why it is a sign of bad luck if the milk boils over. Obviously, the universe does not give such signals and that is merely a superstition that Indians have been believing since forever, because no one challenges it.

All of them, including the one that says if a black cat crosses your path it’s bad luck, are utter bullshit. I mean, please tell me how one poor little kitty can cause you bad luck? These beliefs defy logic and science, there is no head nor tail here but no one will believe you even if you scream it at the top of your lungs.

The reason I am so riled up about this right now is that Suman Haripriya, Assam BJP MLA has been going around saying that she has the cure to the pandemic that is plaguing the world right now- Coronavirus. Basically, she claims that she has figured out the antidote, something every pharma company in the world is spending millions to find.

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"When cow dung is burnt, the smoke that emits has the power to destroy the virus. I believe cow dung can help fight the outbreak of #coronavirus,” BJP MLA Suman Haripriya said. https://t.co/amBS4pMyah

— The New Indian Express (@NewIndianXpress) March 2, 2020

How does that involve superstitions you ask? She figured that cow urine and cow dung is the cure to Covid-19. We all know how much BJP loves all our cows, but this might be pushing it a little, don’t you think? Not only that, she also says that these to organic products can cure cancer too. Damn, why hasn’t anyone tried this before? Maybe because it is as crappy as the cow dung she is recommending.

During a talk about how Bangladesh is smuggling our cows, Suman says, “We all know that cow dung is very helpful. Likewise, when cow urine is sprayed, it purifies an area…I believe something similar could be done with “gaumutra” and “gobar” to cure coronavirus.”

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BJP MLA Suman Haripriya in Assam Assembly, earlier today: I believe gau-mutra (cow-urine) and gobar (cow-dung) could be used to treat coronavirus pic.twitter.com/3RLxR33eaT

— ANI (@ANI) March 2, 2020

You know if I sit to list out the problems that India is facing right now it would take up all day but instead of focusing on those, our politicians like Suman here are too busy discussing how Bangladesh is smuggling our cows. Man, are their priorities intact. I feel so comfortable that the future of our country is in such capable hands.

I digressed a little but coming back to my point, Suman actually believes that cow excreta can cure this pandemic. If only China had figured this brilliant logic out, they could’ve saved the 3,000 people around the world who have died from the deadly virus. Of course, it is unbelievable that even in 2020 our politicians are saying shit that has no science or logic to it but this time I found it extremely hilarious because she believes this to be true.

If the people running our country stop promoting cows and stop saying things that are nonsensical, we might be in a better place.

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