7 Things Every Girl With Big Boobs Will Relate To
I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. I love how they let me rest my iPad on them, without complaining, when I Netflix and chill (by myself). I hate that once I unhook my bra at the end of the day, there’s enough food gathered in there to feed a small community. You can always tell when I have gone for a movie, there’s popcorn in my bra and my teeth.
While some may think I am “lucky” to have this amazing rack on me, little do they know. The struggle is real. There are back problems, men constantly stare because manners be damned and sometimes even women stare cause of how humungous they are.
Honestly, I don’t like the attention my boobs attract. Hello I have an extremely beautiful face that people are missing out on *sigh*
The worst part about having big boobs while being a Bombay girl is – travelling by train. The trains are so packed that my boobs get quite the squash. And I am pretty sure, a short girl or two have been suffocated by my boobs in their face. These are only a few things. Scroll down to relate or laugh at these hilarious problems women with big boobs have.
We can never find a bra that fits
There are two reasons I hate going bra shopping 1. Never get my size 2. The ones in my size look like something my grandmother would wear. I have tried almost all the lingerie stores and this is what happens at each store. I walk in asking for a bra, I am nudged into a bra fitting with an expert. Expert invariably tells me I am wearing the wrong size and recommends another size. So till today, I don’t know what size I am and continue to wear the wrong size and walk around. When I do find something that fits, it’s cost is the equivalent to the down payment of a house in Mumbai.
I hated sports in school and college. Looking at other girls have small boobs would always make me conscious about mine (yeah, it was the other way round for me) This one time in college (co-ed) I had to run for MARKS (the torture) and I remember how my boobs slapped my face and popped out of the bra. The horror. My chin still has bruise marks from that day. Running is an absolute no-no.
There are people who come out of the trial room looking sexy and pretty. I come out looking like I was in a battle. Sweaty, short of breath and tired. I was just struggling to fit my boobs in that pretty dress/top. Which, by the way, continues to leave gaps in the boobs area.
Things get hoarded
I am a hoarder for sure, but I hoard things like makeup or boxes. My boobs, on the other hand, are like cats and will take anything they get. You will find food, water, maybe even shelter. It’s a hospitable environment, for the most part.
Sleeping on your stomach
While some can enjoy this sleeping position, we of big boob-ed community (yes, we are a separate community) are clearly not God’s favourite. Sleeping on the stomach can cause our tits to cry out in pain, they are so squashed.
Taking off the bra
Taking off your bra means freeing yourself and your soul from the hooks of it. Yeah it’s a big deal for us because after all the staring they receive, they also need to be free and wild *winks*