5 Thoughts I Had While Watching Do You Love Me From Baaghi 3. One Of Them Definitely Was Where Did All Of Disha Patani’s Clothes Disappear?
You know, one of my absolute favourite thing to do when I am bored is to watch bad movies. It is so much fun because some random shit is happening that no logic or science in the world can explain. Maybe that is the only reason I would watch Baaghi 3. From what we have seen until now, it looks like it is going to be the king of bad movies. First there was the trailer where Tiger Shroff threatens to remove Syria from the world (how can you not want to watch that?!) Then there was the terrible remix of Dus Bahane and now this song, Do you love me.
I am not saying this is a bad song; In fact, it makes Disha Patani’s other songs look amazing in comparison. Well, you know the drill of watching the video before reading on (how else are you going to appreciate how funny I am?)
PS: Notice Disha’s expressions throughout the song; they are priceless.
Also Read: 5 Thoughts I Had While Watching Dus Bahane Karke From Baaghi 3. Mainly, Why Is Shraddha Kapoor Only In Swimsuits In The Snow?
- Okay, guys let’s be honest, that is a horrible song. I mean, I would much rather prefer these guys remixing old songs and turning them into pathetic new versions if this is the kind of original crap they are going to dish out. What the hell are those lyrics? “Do you do you do you, do you love me?” OMG! My grandfather called; he wants his broken tape recorder back. This is beyond terrible, it is stuff-cotton-in-my ears bad.
- Let’s take a second to acknowledge how they have not only managed to keep the item number trend alive, which was finally dying down BTW, and propelled it further. Take the very first shot of the song itself- a close up of Disha’s thighs, stomach and boobs. Yes, it is disgusting but I am not surprised. Bollywood is known to sexualize actresses since its inception. But just humour me, who said Disha was more than just a pretty face? Oh yeah, Malang director Mohit Suri. In that case, Disha please show us skills that do not involve you looking like a snack.
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- Seriously, what is going on in that video? I don’t know but it seems like Disha is dancing at the speed of 120 mph and the last time I saw someone physcially going that fast was Samara coming out of that well. It almost felt like they had to exhaust all dance moves in one song, of course none of them were worth anything. Slow down, woman. Tiger Shroff anywhere doesn’t care, even if you do 10 chest shimmys per minute, right on his face. Also, please note that this song starts looking like an Arabic dream but has no shred of belly dance in it.
Also Read: 5 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Trailer Of Baaghi 3. One Of Them Was About Shraddha’s Cameo In A Movie Where She’s The Lead
- Which brings me to the worst possible element of this song, the theft of Disha’s clothes. The only possible reason I can come up for her only wearing a bejeweled bra and thongs is that the rest of her clothes were stolen at the last possible moment. You know how in magic shows you have a barely-clothed woman to distract you from the tricks? The filmmakers seem to have striped her down for this very reason. So men can simply look at her and forget about the bad lyrics, horrible dancing and the existence of Tiger Shroff.
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- Now onto the least impactful element of this entire song, the man who stands on helicopters himself, Tiger Shroff. In case you did not recognise him with his clothes on, he is the dude who is wandering around like a ghost. He looks more lost than I did when was watching the video for the first time and that is saying a lot. Also, did you guys notice the way he ignored Disha despite she literally throwing herself on him? It was like she was completely invisible to him. Huh, maybe he is hiding their relationship on screen too now.
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