10 Reasons I Don’t Like Commercial New Year Parties. I Would Rather Do A House Party Or Go Camping.
When I was a teenager, I used to be very excited about these commercial New Year Eve parties. My mom, used to be equally worried because she couldn’t fathom what goes on at these parties. Now she is neither worried nor am I excited. It’s one of those things that you think are very cool and then you experience them and you ask yourself, ‘what the hell was I thinking?’ I understand a lot of people enjoy these parties, but I don’t and I know several people who don’t either. I guess, birds of the same feather flock together. If you too find these parties annoying, I bet you’ll be able to relate to these 10 things!
1) They say unlimited alcohol but it’s a struggle to even get your drink
The bar is so teeming with drunk people wanting more that from such a distance you can’t even see the bar. They say unlimited drinks, but what they don’t tell you is that you will jostle with the many other people trying to get a drink, you and the bartender will have to learn sign language to get the point across, someone will spill a sticky juice on you and by the time you get back to your table, you will probably way into the new year.
2) It’s so crowded, I feel like I am in a mela
If you’re lucky and street smart, you’ll be able to secure a tiny little space where you can pretend to be dancing. You really can’t actually dance because if you stretch your arm you might end up punching someone.
3) These parties are always overpriced
For much less, I could be partying my heart out, drinking premium alcohol and dancing like nobody’s watching.
4) Why should I party with a bunch of people puking everywhere?
Most people who go to these unlimited alcohol commercial parties come with an agenda, which is to get drunk! What they don’t foresee is that they would be puking everywhere. It’s just really disgusting.
5) There’s too much pressure to dress up
Unless there’s a pyjama theme party, I ain’t going to take three hours to dress up just to get drunk and look like shit later.
6) Their bathrooms are so dirty I feel like I am on a highway
Put a lot of drunk people in a room and hygiene goes for a toss. Out of all things people forget after getting drunk, why is flushing on top of the list? Eww.
7) Lots Of Indian men are shady, when drunk they are shadier
Dealing with shady drunk men trying to talk to me and falling all over me is not my idea of a fun New Year’s Eve.
8) I feel like I am in a sweat fest
‘Drink, dance, sweat, repeat’ seems like the mantra everyone’s following. With the party being so crowded, it’s likely you will have more than just your own sweat on your body. And then comes the body odour! Ugh, no.
9) Isn’t it better to just do house party with your fav people?
You’re with your fav people, you bring the drinks you want and everybody has a great time. The bathrooms are clean and you have space. OMG!
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10) Or bring in the New Year under the stars?
If I could, I would celebrate every single New Year’s Eve under the stars, someplace faraway. It’s just makes you so much happier!
