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WTF! This Kerala Professor Compares Women’s Cleavage To Slices Of Melon!

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We totally get it. Breasts are beautiful, sexy and amazing. Beautiful and sexy, as defined by men. Because for us, they are body parts, and we don’t necessarily wake up every morning, looking at them, and being in awe! Amazing because they nourish babies!

Some men, however, are pretty annoyed that their voice isn’t being heard. They are waxing eloquent about breasts, and no one is paying heed! Meet one such professor from Kerala. Jauhar Munnavir T at Farook Training College whose video, taken about 3 months ago, surfaced on the Internet recently. The rather eloquent professor compared cleavage to a slice of breast. But I paraphrase.

In the professor’s words, here’s what he said, ‘I am a teacher of a college where 80% of students are girls and a majority of them are Muslims. Though they wear the hijab, they expose some part of their chest defeating the very purpose of wearing it. They expose, you know like how we cut a slice of melon to see whether it is ripe or not.’

We are shaking our head, as are women all over Kerala. Is this professor a fruit vendor? Does he have a peculiar liking for watermelons? We cannot confirm anything at this point. Thankfully, the women in Kerala are of the same opinion as us and have launched a Facebook campaign with the hashtag ‘Maaruthurakkal samaram’, that translates to ‘stir to bare the breasts.’

Here’s what we know. The professor obviously likes fruity metaphors. Plus, he’s clearly spent a certain amount of time staring at cleavage to make such insightful comments. 

That was a fruitful discussion. 


Mansi Shah is the resident humour writer and random conversation starter. Tends to laugh manically at puns. Deeply enjoys the blunt force of sarcasm. Preys on chauvinists and people with incorrect grammar. Hoards makeup and beauty products. Attacks Nutella with vigour.

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