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Moschino Has Introduced A Baguette Bag And We Don’t Think We Knead It

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For a very, very long time, I have lusted after the Judith Leiber cupcake purse. I have constantly seen it being carried by celebrities for their red carpet appearances and I just want a bite of that deliciousness (the purse, not the celebrity). Of course, the glorious cupcake purse comes at a price that I wouldn’t be able to afford even after I sell mine and my extended family’s kidneys. And apparently my family is very particular about wanting both their kidneys for health and all. Meh. And now we have a baguette bag.

And while I was still distracted by that, along came Moschino’s baguette bag and now I just want carbs. And the baguette bag isn’t all, they are tempting me with a croissant bag also. Now, of course, I am not as sweet on these as the cupcake bag but I would give it a whirl.

That being said, I am not sure who wants to wear these. Sure, they are quirky and interesting and different but with the baguette bag, I am pretty sure I will end up looking like I stole it from the grocery store. So maybe I can’t carry it off, I get it. But there are plenty of people like me who see the humour in walking about with a baguette bag.

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And while we could all whip up one of these at home, we are not sure (no one really is) about why we would drop our hard-earned cash on a bag that looks like a piece of bread. Given that this one will leave you poorer by about Rs. 78,ooo, you want to probably think this decision through.

While I am not against bags that look like food, as is obvious from the intro, if I am required to put my entire life’s savings into it, I would have to reconsider it. Also, I literally can’t think of one single occasion that demands that I carry baguette bag that explains my weight.

I mean, I think it would be out of place at a black tie dinner where the women are clad in pearls and only barely touching their lips to the cheese. Imagine turning up to a dinner like that with a giant bag that will probably poke women and men’s backsides and make you look like you picked up a subway on your way over because you were hungry.

Alternately, it would still be out of place at a casual get together at a friends place where drinks are flowing. I imagine that the baguette bag would often be picked up to soak up the alcohol and bit into so I end up with a bunch of bit marks on my very expensive purse. You get the drift, I don’ t see it working.

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Mansi Shah is the resident humour writer and random conversation starter. Tends to laugh manically at puns. Deeply enjoys the blunt force of sarcasm. Preys on chauvinists and people with incorrect grammar. Hoards makeup and beauty products. Attacks Nutella with vigour.

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