Moschino Has Introduced A Baguette Bag And We Don’t Think We Knead It
For a very, very long time, I have lusted after the Judith Leiber cupcake purse. I have constantly seen it being carried by celebrities for their red carpet appearances and I just want a bite of that deliciousness (the purse, not the celebrity). Of course, the glorious cupcake purse comes at a price that I wouldn’t be able to afford even after I sell mine and my extended family’s kidneys. And apparently my family is very particular about wanting both their kidneys for health and all. Meh. And now we have a baguette bag.
And while I was still distracted by that, along came Moschino’s baguette bag and now I just want carbs. And the baguette bag isn’t all, they are tempting me with a croissant bag also. Now, of course, I am not as sweet on these as the cupcake bag but I would give it a whirl.
That being said, I am not sure who wants to wear these. Sure, they are quirky and interesting and different but with the baguette bag, I am pretty sure I will end up looking like I stole it from the grocery store. So maybe I can’t carry it off, I get it. But there are plenty of people like me who see the humour in walking about with a baguette bag.
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@Moschino You may be the upper crust when it comes to fashion & as much as we knead & loaf you, I kneaded to wheat in when we saw our BAGuette design has been recrumbated/pinched. We are in disbeyest by what we saw today. Ours cost £1.20 to bake, please don't baguette about this. pic.twitter.com/I0YFso5c7u
— Tasha (@Tasha69677503) December 3, 2020
And while we could all whip up one of these at home, we are not sure (no one really is) about why we would drop our hard-earned cash on a bag that looks like a piece of bread. Given that this one will leave you poorer by about Rs. 78,ooo, you want to probably think this decision through.
While I am not against bags that look like food, as is obvious from the intro, if I am required to put my entire life’s savings into it, I would have to reconsider it. Also, I literally can’t think of one single occasion that demands that I carry baguette bag that explains my weight.
I mean, I think it would be out of place at a black tie dinner where the women are clad in pearls and only barely touching their lips to the cheese. Imagine turning up to a dinner like that with a giant bag that will probably poke women and men’s backsides and make you look like you picked up a subway on your way over because you were hungry.
Alternately, it would still be out of place at a casual get together at a friends place where drinks are flowing. I imagine that the baguette bag would often be picked up to soak up the alcohol and bit into so I end up with a bunch of bit marks on my very expensive purse. You get the drift, I don’ t see it working.