Your Horoscope This Week
HauterScopes is a weekly column with tarot expert Karishma Rajani, who will be doing some exclusive horoscope readings for you. Check back every Monday for insights on your week ahead when it comes to love, career, and general well-being. We promise it’s going to be awesome!
Lady, what is it that you’re chasing after? What is the one thing that defines the very purpose of your existence? It seems as if you’ve gone astray. Remind yourself that this is just a minor turbulence in your otherwise perfect existence. You can still have everything you dreamed of and more. Focus your energy on realigning yourself with this goal.
You know what they say about vices and weaknesses? They get the better of us when we’re at our worst. But are you really? Pick up where you left off. Things to do this week: revisit all the habits that induce a state of Zen. Put on your running shoes, throw those cigarettes out of the window, and replace that espresso with a blend of chia, berries, and coconut milk. See how much better the world seems when you’re a b*tch in control of your sh*t.
Oh boy! Can you resist his charm? The good news is: you don’t have to! You know bloody well there’s nothing better than a devil with a devious grin. A good boy in his place would have done nothing to knock your socks off. Playing games is all a part of the chase, but bring the resistance down a notch. The secret to the romance you’ve always envisioned is to allow.
Truth be told, you’ve been better. Much, much better and happier than you are now. But all these sage words and wisdom? That’s the real game changer. You’ve gone through more than you could have imagined. It’s opened your eyes in so many ways. Things happen for a higher purpose. But you don’t need me to tell you that! Time to assimilate the solid lessons you’ve learned along the way.
Don’t you sometimes wish you were a reptile of sorts so you’d be able to shed your skin seasonally? That’s the sound of the Universe listening to your pleas. The things is, there are going to be some super challenging lessons ahead. The kind that throw you right out of your comfort zone and force you confront the ‘problem areas’ of your life. So get ready to shed some skin. You’re going to love the brand new version of yourself.
You know what they say, Virgo: don’t hate, meditate. If there’s something you need more than anything in the world, it’s some peace and quiet. Oh, the superficiality of it all — the fancy jobs, the big cars, the ‘It’ parties! You know you need something more. But what may this ‘something more’ be? Run off into the hills or the neighbourhood yoga studio if that seems more viable. You’ll be surprised at how you find all the answers you’re looking for.
In the wise words of Rumi: what you’re seeking is seeking you. Only at a supersonic pace. This could apply to one or more areas of your life, with a special focus on romance. Caught your attention, didn’t I? Now let him too. Your lover or to-be-lover wants to get things moving with you at the speed of light. So what’s the problem with that? You’ll have plenty of time to stop and smell the roses on your honeymoon. P.S. No granny panties this week.
You know when you do all you can to get things rolling, but it just seems like it’s all going against the flow? That. You’ve already planted the seed, lovely. Given birth to that bright and beautiful idea. There’s only one thing to do in the moment: step back and let it germinate. Sure, it sounds pretty drastic, considering how invested you are in the project. But this sabbatical promises to throw light on so many things. You will love the brand new perspective.
No more monkey business. Things are getting serious around here, and you’re being asked to rise to the occasion. What can you do to take control? Let your dreamy, bohemian side take a backseat and let logic overrule. Time to make a solid impact. Do your homework thoroughly. When in the boardroom, make sure your ideas are backed by facts and figures. Work on expression and convey your thoughts with utter perfection.
You’re a minefield of bright, beautiful ideas. Order and routine sound terrible, considering all that is brewing inside. Give yourself a chance to explore the chaos. Work on self-expression, dear Capricorn. Give yourself a voice. For some of you, that may quite literally mean exploring voice modulation, dubbing, singing, or even karaoke! You never who you may find inside.
Soak in the sun. Sip on the margaritas. And roll in the sand. Or the urban equivalent of it, at least. Oh, the joy of not having to worry about things! Things that are of utmost importance this week: embracing parts of you that are utterly silly. You’ll be surprised by what can transpire from pure, unadulterated happiness. Use this energy to start new creative projects or embark upon a journey of sorts.
Eager to get out and get some air? Look around you, Pisces. Are you really suffocating as a result of what’s happening to you or have you built a prison around yourself? Look at the problem areas in the eye. Beliefs that are preventing you from moving in the right direction. Work on crossing them one by one. That is the secret to transforming the situation.
Karishma Rajani is a Delhi-based writer and tarot expert. Follow her on Instagram for more stylish astral insights. You can also get in touch with her for personalised readings.
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